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Taken has been reviewed a total of 8 times with an average rating of 9.

Taken (2008) - 7/10

This is about a guy from Kickassistan who goes around demonstrating his unique brand of Ninjitsu to anyone who gets in his way. And that's all you need to know, really.

Posted by Mike on Wednesday, July 28, 2010 / imdb / amazon

Taken (2008) - 10/10

This film is that good you are gonna want your daughter to be kidnapped and sold into the sex trade, just so you can mount a rescue operation Neeson style.

Posted by kris on Sunday, January 24, 2010 / imdb / amazon

Taken (2008) - 9/10

Belter film. Another film I lashed out and bought on blu-ray, worth every penny. Watched this three times and like it more each time, Liam is an unbelievably rock solid cunt in this film.

Posted by Serial45 on Thursday, December 24, 2009 / imdb / amazon

Taken (2008) - 9/10

Hostage / Kidnap drama about 2 young American girls taken while touring Europe. So far so standard I imagine your thinking, well the twist in this is the father of one of the girls (Liam Neeson) is on the phone at the time of the kidnap and just so happens that in his former life he was Solid Snake, yeah the doublehard bastard, uber ninja-commando-warrior turned father. He brings the pain needless to say.

Posted by Phil on Thursday, December 10, 2009 / imdb / amazon

Taken (2008) - 10/10

Liam Neeson is fucking harder than my cock when I see a school bus, he twats everyone and comes out shining, amazing film… Defo in my top 3 films I saw this year.

Posted by Jim on Tuesday, December 8, 2009 / imdb / amazon

Taken (2008) - 10/10

Absolutely amazing movie, this is everything you could ask for in an action/thriller, you seriously would not want to fuck with this man or his family.....ever. Want to know why, watch the movie.

Posted by beast1234 on Tuesday, March 23, 2010 / imdb / amazon

Taken (2008) - 10/10

"I will find you and I will kill you" I've never heard those words said on screen in a more convincing and spine tingling way.. Hard as!!

Posted by Willo on Friday, December 11, 2009 / imdb / amazon

Taken (2008) - 9/10

Now this is just an opinion, Taken is what the Bourne series should have been!!!

Posted by Shaun on Thursday, December 10, 2009 / imdb / amazon

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