The Revenant has been reviewed just once.
The Revenant (2015) - 8/10
This is a tale about how all immigrants are cunts. They come to your land, kill your wildlife, steal your horses and take your daughters. It is a very unique story which provides relief in a world full of re-hashed storylines. The Gladiator-like opening scene is immense and it's got the best bear performance you'll see this side of a traveling Russian zoo. Oh, and Leo's character, ironically called Glass, is hard as fucking nails. Who knows, he may get that much coveted Oscar after all.