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Aliens has been reviewed a total of 5 times with an average rating of 9.

Aliens (1986) - 10/10

Cowardly Private Hudson steals it for me 'with those things running round outside you can count me out'.

Posted by chris on Monday, January 11, 2010 / imdb / amazon

Aliens (1986) - 9/10

If your A) Male and B) Born between about 1975 and 1985 then Aliens is probably your favourite film, though I doubt you'll admit that, the dialogue is limited, its dark, its hardly a feel good film and more importantly the missus/girlfriend/wife utterly hates its. But it has Colonial Space Marines with fucking huge guns arriving on some shit-tip of a planet full of hard-as-fuck double jawed, acid for mother-fucking-blood Aliens. You can see how this will play out, its awesome.

Posted by Phil on Tuesday, December 8, 2009 / imdb / amazon

Aliens (1986) - 10/10

Order up a 14 inch deep pan meat feast pizza, 12 cans of lager and watch this is a double bill with Predator for a cracking night in.

Posted by other jacko on Tuesday, June 7, 2011 / imdb / amazon

Aliens (1986) - 9/10

Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant..I dont think I've ever met anyone who didn't like this movie..I wouldn't want to be there friend anyway!!

Posted by Willo on Saturday, December 19, 2009 / imdb / amazon

Aliens (1986) - 9/10

This is the film that first opened my eyes to what can be achieved by Hollywood. Having seen this I spent a fair portion of my childhood wanting to be a xenomorph. Breathtaking effects and brilliantly built mood.

Posted by Mike on Monday, December 7, 2009 / imdb / amazon

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