Jim has written 167 reviews with an average rating of 6.1.
Jim particularly enjoyed Predator (1987), Se7en (1995), The Shawshank Redemption (1994), Taken (2008), King Of New York (1990), Heat (1995), Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
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You're best watching this with a fucking Jumper over your head..utter shite.
Thank for you for flying with UTTERWANK AIRWAYS can all Passengers please end there lives..this film is so shit its untrue..theres a plane crash and some counselor trys to help the survivors get back to normal...but theres a twist so shit that it makes you want to smash your house up..STAY AWAY.
Gayer than two gays gaying the fuck out of each other in a wendy house... I also fucking hate that fat faced rodent Drew Barrymore.
A New York nightclub manager tries to save his brother and father from Russian mafia hit men...Sounded good when I read about this but it was very basic...does anybody else fucking hate Joaquin Phoenix? He looks likes he been stuck on the Graviton in Alton towers for years the spread faced cunt.
There is not one part of this film that scared me..its about as scary as being attacked by Jedward.
This film drags more than a smack head smoking a lambert...its really bad..a rip off to Harry Potter....dont fucking bother.
Do not watch this film it brings pain to every part of your body..it makes you want to go the kitchen and sharpen a knife and then stick it right in your fucking eye balls over and over and over.
A group of marines take over Alcatraz and threaten to fire missiles on America...Sean Connery (ex sas and in prsion) is the man to help get to Alcatraz and take them down..Some funny one liners and loads of action..the only let down is Nic Cage the fucking turtle headed cunt.
I love war films and this is a massive let down...its about as good as staring at a huyton lesuire locker for 2 hours...yawn yawn yawn yawn...just goes on and on and nothing happens..i hate the part were the punching each other..i like Americans but this film can change that...its that bad.
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