Films Reviewed By Mike

Another one of them funny teeny sex-joke-laden comedies that Hollywood manages to churn two or three a month out of, except this one is actually funny. And I'm betting you've not seen the trailer either, so all the funniest bits haven't already been ruined for you.

Needless to say, it's a let down. Worth seeing for the Smiths v Neo fight, and the truck crash. That bit is just wow.

Was entertaining enough. Totally unrealistic though. What can you expect from an American film about 'Nam though, ey?

A total waste of my precious fucking time.

I did rate this movie with a 2 on imdb, but it was so very bad that I don't recall a thing about it.

This is bad. Really, really bad. Theres about 3 seconds that are worth watching, which I'll sum up in two words; rabbit punch. It's a shame too, because I like Ryan Reynolds.

I would have seriously contemplated suicide if I'd had to watch the whole of this film. Fortunately it was within my power to just press stop, instead. And I always did think Ethan Hawke was a pansy.

I never bothered rating really bad films on imdb. I never felt they were worth the effort. And then I saw Napoleon Dynamite. I was so furious with this film that I rushed to imdb to give it a 1, and even considered making a post on the forum. At the time of writing, almost certainly the worst film I've ever seen.