Films Reviewed By Mike

A documentary detailing the influence of modern corporations. This will scare the shit out of you.

I'm a man's man and thus I don't cry over anything. However, this documentary had me on the brink. Heart wrenchingly sad and pulverisingly real.

Patrick Bateman is my hero. I mean that, he really is. Probably the funniest film I've ever seen.

You don't really care about American politics? Especially stuff that happened all that time ago? No? Well I thought so too, until I saw this film. It genuinely made me regret that Bobby Kennedy never became President.

A fantastic mind blowing documentary about the war on Iraq. This will inspire you to want to do something.

I don't condone drug taking, but this is an absolute classic. All the characters in this are brilliantly depicted, and the storyline is a beauty. Renton says it best himself, "I chose not to choose life. I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?".

This is a film about a bunch of Spartan warriors, I'm not sure exactly how many but there's only a few, who take on the might of the Greek army. They still get pwned like, but it's the way they do it that makes it so entertaining.

Do you like Eminem? Yeah? Then you'll like this.

Deep down we're all terrified of rage filled zombies running around ripping our throats out and this is the best film to date that I've seen on that theme. Yes, it's been done a million times over but these are proper kick-arse Zombies, not the old boring ambling ones.

Soldiers get stuck behind enemy lines and blow the fuck out of people trying to escape.