Tom Cruise is fifty fucking six now. Imagine how old a fifty year old is, then imagine someone six years older. Yet, here he is, still doing that fucking pointy-fingered, chest-out, chin-up, swinging-arm run. I mean for fucks sake. Come on now, Tom. Enough is enough, mate. Give it up. Let someone else have a go. Pass on the baton. Jib the botox injections, get yourself a warm milk and put your feet up. This doing your own stunts and comedy trademark run shtik can't go on into your sixties.
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