6/10

Tom Cruise is fifty fucking six now. Imagine how old a fifty year old is, then imagine someone six years older. Yet, here he is, still doing that fucking pointy-fingered, chest-out, chin-up, swinging-arm run. I mean for fucks sake. Come on now, Tom. Enough is enough, mate. Give it up. Let someone else have a go. Pass on the baton. Jib the botox injections, get yourself a warm milk and put your feet up. This doing your own stunts and comedy trademark run shtik can't go on into your sixties.
By Mike (27 July 2018)     More by Mike    More of this film