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This is grim, gritty and dark and displays the absolute worst that humanity has to offer. Therefore, I loved it. Being an absolute bastard means I thoroughly enjoy seeing people suffer, even if it is all make believe. I get a hard on for the suffering of real people around the world - and, let's be honest, it's a shitty world - and it makes me feel great about my own life. So if you're like me, get on it.
By Mike (29 September 2020)     More     Link    imdb    Buy film / memorabilia
We all dreamed as kids of having an invisibility suit and of all the bedrooms we'd sneak into. Yeah, that's right, we're all proper little pervs as kids, you included. And let's be honest, we only get worse as we get older. Well this film is about a guy who achieves that ability and decides to sneak into his ex girlfriend's bedroom just to fuck with her. The first hour is great and it almost comes across as supernatural but it gets steadily worse from that point. Elizabeth Moss is an amazing actress and she plays the crazy lady very well.
By Mike (25 September 2020)     More     Link    imdb    Buy film / memorabilia
This is actually a great film let down somewhat by the occasional narrator. I don't know if it's the accent, its inconsistency or just the way it's delivered. They could have extended the film by 15 minutes or so to explain what the voice over is saying and had an absolute belter on their hands. Anyway, as a parent to two kids, this fucking terrified me. It's all about our use of the Internet impacts the relationships we have and the choices we make. I've always been a big fan of the Internet but certain elements of it - especially for young kids who don't know better - are scary as fuck.
By Mike (23 September 2020)     More     Link    imdb    Buy film / memorabilia
This is based on the true story of a black man being wrong convicted of a crime in the Deep South. I know, I know, we've seen it all before, but it's definitely a story worth telling. Given how horribly racist they all are down there, you might say he's lucky that he got away with just a prison sentence. And the worst thing of all is that non-Whites are still being treated like this all over America.
By Mike (21 September 2020)     More     Link    imdb    Buy film / memorabilia
I couldn't even be arsed finishing this. Funnily enough I got just past the - ahem - midway point and gave up. If you're into dog fights and explosions then you'll probably enjoy this but it's very Michael Bay; all action and no substance.
By Mike (10 September 2020)     More     Link    imdb    Buy film / memorabilia
Korean films - like many foreign films - generally are proper films. They have originality in abundance compared to the formulaic shite produced regularly by Hollywood. I'm big on originality so foreign films always interest me and this, in many ways, is great. It does, however, go a little too far and is, to be honest, a little too all over the place, even for me. Having said that, if you've ever suffered with Yellow Fever - as I have in the past - then you'll enjoy this because there are multiple sex scenes involving two attractive Asian females - kissing, spooning, going down on each other; it's all there. So tuck in.
By Mike (09 September 2020)     More     Link    imdb    Buy film / memorabilia
This is about the love of a parent and how far they'll go to help out their child. It's also about fairness and doing the right thing. There is a fuckton of dialogue in this and, being in Romanian, subtitles are needed. Therefore, there is a lot of reading required. You may be better just reading a book.
By Mike (08 September 2020)     More     Link    imdb    Buy film / memorabilia
This is all about those troubled souls who work the Hollywood Walk of Fame for tips dressed as Superheroes. They all had hopes of moving to Hollywood and becoming actors but instead the industry chewed them up and spat them out. It's quite sad, actually, seeing these people's clinging on to the absolute crumbs of their dreams.
By Mike (07 September 2020)     More     Link    imdb    Buy film / memorabilia
Imagine telling people in 1943 that comedies would be made about Nazis and their hatred of Jews in which a young wannabe Nazi boy has Hitler as an imaginary friend. Well, that's where we're at. And that's not even the worst thing about it. It's just so, err, shite. It's got a great IMDB rating so I went in expecting good things which makes it so much worst. I nearly gave it a 3 but at least Scarlett Johansson is in it, although looking far from her best.
By Mike (04 September 2020)     More     Link    imdb    Buy film / memorabilia
Everyone knows John Rambo absolutely does not fuck about but he's got even more not-fuck-aboutery in his old age. He unconditionally ensures every single motherfucker in this is dead before moving on to execute the next motherfucker with vigour. I'm just amazed not a single one of these baddies has ever seen any of the first four Rambo films! I mean, surely someone must have recognised the name and know that he is not the sort of man with whom you should be trifling? We've seen this sort of film a million times before but thanks to so many excellent deaths, I enjoyed it.
By Mike (03 September 2020)     More     Link    imdb    Buy film / memorabilia
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