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This is the real life stranger-than-fiction story about three triplets who were split up at birth and how they happened to meet as 19 year-olds and what became of their relationships and their lives from that point forward. I'm a twin, born seven minutes after my sister. When people find out I have a twin sister, they often ask me, "Are you identical?" It takes all my restraint to not scream in their faces, "AM I IDENTICAL? TO MY TWIN SISTER?! YOU FUCKING IDIOT!"
By Mike (15 March 2019)     More     Link    imdb    Buy film / memorabilia
This guy is the maddest cunt that's ever lived. How he can think this is even achievable, let alone actually fucking achieve it, is just unbelieable. It's absolutely crazy that he's so good at climbing when he's got his massive fucking balls to lug around everywhere. I do feel sorry for his loved ones though. And someone needs to teach him how to use cutlery; he spends far too much of this eating straight out of pans with fucking massive kitchen utensils.
By Mike (08 March 2019)     More     Link    imdb    Buy film / memorabilia
Kids are kidnapped constantly, or so you would be led to believe. Certainly around my parts. Possibly because I'm always kidnapping them. Well, this film is based on a real case in which a family friend just up and took someone's kid, fucking off his own family in the process. I just don't see how the logic works in a person like that. I mean, she wasn't even that good looking; I've seen much better looking kids than her; a few of which are in my basement.
By Mike (07 March 2019)     More     Link    imdb    Buy film / memorabilia
I was never into Bros when I was growing up because I wasn't a teenage girl. I was very much into teenage girls though so I was aware of who Bros were. To be honest, they were pretty big so were hard to ignore. Matt and Luke Goss have both done a lot with their lives and both are pretty wise. This documentary covers the immediate weeks before they play a reunion gig. It provides good insight into band dynamics, family dynamics and what it's like to know someone as well as you know yourself.
By Mike (06 March 2019)     More     Link    imdb    Buy film / memorabilia
We are all very aware of Fake News nowadays and how it is used by some people to influence our opinions, but Noam Chomsky has been making noise about it for over 40 years. People generally are gullible, believing that whatever is on the news is true and because of that the media try to influence us all into agreeing to the agendas set by the elite. He has also been a big advocate of standing up to the media, the state and to your government. This is a film from back in the day covering all of that. Chomsky is also one of the greatest debaters of recent years and I very much enjoy listening to him.
By Mike (05 March 2019)     More     Link    imdb    Buy film / memorabilia
This must have, pound for pound, the most action in any film ever. It's just fucking relentless. But it has to be because the POV thing is pretty strange. I love POV; it's my favourite type of porn. But for 90 minute film? I'm not so sure about that. It's a bit of a challenge because after a while it just feels like you're watching someone else play a hyper-realistic video game. But, to be fair, I think they pull it off. Not sure it'll catch on though.
By Mike (22 February 2019)     More     Link    imdb    Buy film / memorabilia
This is about Richard Turner, considered by many people to be the greatest card mechanic in the world. And if that isn't impressive enough; motherfucker is as blind as Stevie Wonder. This is a story about obsession and the heights of achievement it can drive you to. This guy loves card tricks so much that he even named his only son Asa Spades Turner. That says it all.
By Mike (18 February 2019)     More     Link    imdb    Buy film / memorabilia
There's an absolute fucking nutcase within each of us, just hiding beneath the surface waiting to be unleashed. We know this is true because it's been proven in studies. You know, by Science and shit. Well, the crazy inside the main character of this film burst out of his skin a long time ago because he created like 27 personalities that each take their turn coming "into the light". Basically one or more of those personalities decide to kidnap some young girls and throw them in a basement. Terribly original psycho behaviour, I know, but, still, it's decent.
By Mike (13 February 2019)     More     Link    imdb    Buy film / memorabilia
I hate all these so-called Social Media Influencers. You know the type: Kim Kardashian, Kylie and Kendall Jenner, Emily Ratajkowski and the rest of those big-titted, lip-filled, bikini-wearing never-worked-a-day-in-their-lives whores. Having said that, I have to admit, I would love to murderfuck them all in the face, 'cause bitches be smokin'. Anyway, this documentary about a failed music festival sums up a lot of what is wrong in the world today, although, it's not exactly their fault. The fault lies squarely at the feet of someone who aimed too high and fucked up in a big, big way. If you enjoy seeing ambitious people fail as much as I do, you'll enjoy this.
By Mike (08 February 2019)     More     Link    imdb    Buy film / memorabilia
This is a dramatisation of the time that mad Norwegian cunt went berserk on an island just outside of Oslo, killing multiple teenagers for what he claims are political motivations. Homeboy probably just got a chip on his shoulder because no girls wanted to touch his dick back when he was in high school.
By Mike (07 February 2019)     More     Link    imdb    Buy film / memorabilia
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