Musical type movie, complete shite, I'd sooner sticks pins in my eyes than watch this again, in fact I fell asleep and woke up just before the end titles....blessing.
What's worse than wasting your Sunday morning watching a B movie? How about wasting your Sunday morning watching 5 B movies all condensed into one. Well that's what this is, 5 short stories, each as shit as the next. I only managed to get through the first three before turning it off and taking out my frustrations on my girlfriend. It wasn't her fault or anything, but she was the nearest thing to hand, and why get off the couch? A wireless Xbox controller is as good a weapon as any.
What the hell is this shit? I know it's supposed to be set in the 80's, but it actually looks like it was made in the 80's, and with an extremely low budget, too. No special effects, really bad acting, poor camera work, and a very weak storyline. I sincerely wish that this film could be un-filmed, or the director un-born. I know that's impossible, so here's to hoping someone murders the tit instead.
I hate moron comedy, I hate Ben Stiller and therefore I hate Zoolander. I dont give a shit if he cant turn left, the only place he should be turning is swiftly into the path of a large, runaway artic truck.
A few years ago I tried to learn to play the guitar, so that, like Bon Jovi said, I could 'pick up all the chicks and be rock n roll star'. I spent a few days fumbling around with it and realised I was shit, and ultimately gave up. Now, that's what you do when you're shit at something; you give up. I think whoever came up with this storyline should give up writing, because they're shit at it. In fact, everything about this film is shit, I had to turn it off eventually.
Fuck me this film sucked more than an eggy road brass..acting awful and shit storyline..loads of young American wankers i hate..the ending even worse.
Gayer than two gays gaying the fuck out of each other in a wendy house... I also fucking hate that fat faced rodent Drew Barrymore.
There was a fly on the window this morning. I watched it amble around looking for a way through the glass. At one point it flew off but soon returned to continue its search for freedom. After several minutes mesmerized by the fly, who by now I had named Boris, I thought about opening the window to let him out. As I leaned over to open the window I was overcome by a natural animal instinct and squashed the fucker instead. What remained on the window resembled the quality of this movie.
What a load of toss, I wouldn't wipe my arse with this movie, bad acting, crap production, everyline must have contained 80% swearing, if I was you I'd leave well alone.