Apparently French people that live in the country are murdering retards. Basically a French version of The Devil's Rejects, which I think, amazingly, might be even slightly better than this. And if you've seen that, you know how bad that is.
You know how sometimes when you need the toilet and just as you get there someone else is leaving with a resigned look of embarrassment on their face? And as you enter, desperate, you're figuratively punched in the face with a fist full of shit? But you can't leave; you've no reason to? You sit down and try to do your business, but all around you it smells of some other person's insides, and my God, it's horrendous? Yeah? Well this film stinks more than that.
They should rename this film Underworld: Rise of the remote control and press the fucking off button....enough said.
You have watched footy all day and now its "her turn" to watch something, two words DOMESTIC VIOLENCE.
Do not watch this film it brings pain to every part of your body..it makes you want to go the kitchen and sharpen a knife and then stick it right in your fucking eye balls over and over and over.
Its about a prehistoric 30ft reptile living in an American Lake, a massive Crocodile, yeah it is indeed well and truly a massive Croc..........a Croc of prehistoric shite !!!
I have a message for William Friedkin, the director of this film; eat shit, rot in hell, and fuck you. You owe me 2 hours of my life back, you cunt.
The line has been crossed in the world of shite film making..what the fuck has happened to Andy Garcia Every film he is in lately is awful.
I never bothered rating really bad films on imdb. I never felt they were worth the effort. And then I saw Napoleon Dynamite. I was so furious with this film that I rushed to imdb to give it a 1, and even considered making a post on the forum. At the time of writing, almost certainly the worst film I've ever seen.