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Most Popular Films

Brick (2005)

- 2/10 (avg)
Aren't traffic jams an absolute twat? At least when you're stuck in a huge 'jam you can signify your displeasure by beeping your horn, sticking your head out the window, or the ultimate in I'm-fucking-pissed-off-with-this-shit traffic jam etiquette, get out of your car and look down the road. I couldn't do any of these things whilst watching this, and it was easily as bad, if not worse, than any traffic jam I've ever found myself in.
By Mike (07 July 2010)     2 likes    More     Link    imdb    Buy film / memorabiliaBuy memorabilia

Sheitan (2006)

- 2/10 (avg)
Apparently French people that live in the country are murdering retards. Basically a French version of The Devil's Rejects, which I think, amazingly, might be even slightly better than this. And if you've seen that, you know how bad that is.
By Mike (14 December 2009)     More     Link    imdb    Buy film / memorabiliaBuy memorabilia

Spun (2002)

- 2/10 (avg)
I heard that this was like Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas, and that was half right; there certainly was plenty of loathing. It just tries far, far too hard to be an all action and in your face view of the life of a druggy.... It would certainly make a bit more sense if you're watching it whilst off your tits on crystal meth. About half way through I could feel my inner Lemming coming out and briefly considered killing myself to avoid having to sit through the rest of it. So instead I just turned it off.
By Mike (26 September 2010)     More     Link    imdb    Buy film / memorabiliaBuy memorabilia
Well fuck me. What a depressing pile of shit. An old broken man examines all his past relationship trying to locate a long lost son. Ex-fucking-actly.
By Mike (30 November 2009)     1 like    More     Link    imdb    Buy film / memorabiliaBuy memorabilia

Headrush (2003)

- 2/10 (avg)
I did rate this movie with a 2 on imdb, but it was so very bad that I don't recall a thing about it.
By Mike (30 November 2009)     More     Link    imdb    Buy film / memorabiliaBuy memorabilia

The Nines (2007)

- 2/10 (avg)
This is bad. Really, really bad. Theres about 3 seconds that are worth watching, which I'll sum up in two words; rabbit punch. It's a shame too, because I like Ryan Reynolds.
By Mike (30 November 2009)     More     Link    imdb    Buy film / memorabiliaBuy memorabilia
'Dad, this Seraphim Falls on the bbc iplayer, is it any good??', 'Yeah son its not bad, I would give it a 7 on ten'. Please do not let bernard jackson post reviews on here.
By chris (02 March 2010)     More     Link    imdb    Buy film / memorabiliaBuy memorabilia
There are 3 words you need to know about this movie, they will sum it all up for you beautifully. Are you ready? Ok here we go, the 3 words are..... Lars von Trier.
By Phil (08 December 2009)     More     Link    imdb    Buy film / memorabiliaBuy memorabilia

Deadline (2009)

- 2/10 (avg)
A writer fucks off to an old house so she can get back to writing again..weak storyline..shit acting..shit ending...shit.
By Jim (16 August 2010)     More     Link    imdb    Buy film / memorabiliaBuy memorabilia
Fuck off 'Fiddy', I wish you had tried harder, you cunt.
By Mike (08 December 2009)     2 likes    More     Link    imdb    Buy film / memorabiliaBuy memorabilia
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