Aren't traffic jams an absolute twat? At least when you're stuck in a huge 'jam you can signify your displeasure by beeping your horn, sticking your head out the window, or the ultimate in I'm-fucking-pissed-off-with-this-shit traffic jam etiquette, get out of your car and look down the road. I couldn't do any of these things whilst watching this, and it was easily as bad, if not worse, than any traffic jam I've ever found myself in.
Apparently French people that live in the country are murdering retards. Basically a French version of The Devil's Rejects, which I think, amazingly, might be even slightly better than this. And if you've seen that, you know how bad that is.
I heard that this was like Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas, and that was half right; there certainly was plenty of loathing. It just tries far, far too hard to be an all action and in your face view of the life of a druggy.... It would certainly make a bit more sense if you're watching it whilst off your tits on crystal meth. About half way through I could feel my inner Lemming coming out and briefly considered killing myself to avoid having to sit through the rest of it. So instead I just turned it off.
Well fuck me. What a depressing pile of shit. An old broken man examines all his past relationship trying to locate a long lost son. Ex-fucking-actly.
I did rate this movie with a 2 on imdb, but it was so very bad that I don't recall a thing about it.
This is bad. Really, really bad. Theres about 3 seconds that are worth watching, which I'll sum up in two words; rabbit punch. It's a shame too, because I like Ryan Reynolds.
'Dad, this Seraphim Falls on the bbc iplayer, is it any good??', 'Yeah son its not bad, I would give it a 7 on ten'. Please do not let bernard jackson post reviews on here.
There are 3 words you need to know about this movie, they will sum it all up for you beautifully. Are you ready? Ok here we go, the 3 words are..... Lars von Trier.
A writer fucks off to an old house so she can get back to writing again..weak storyline..shit acting..shit ending...shit.
Fuck off 'Fiddy', I wish you had tried harder, you cunt.