"What sick ridiculous puppets we are, and what a gross little stage we dance on. What fun we have dancing and fucking. Not a care in the world. Not knowing that we are nothing. We are not what was intended."
Maximus Decimus Meridius, or Mac10 as he was known in the underground hip-hop scene, is one macho bastard. He literally throws swords at people. How fucking cool is that? What an epic film. Unfortunately his rap skills don't get any coverage in the feature length cut.
You manage to get your missus to piss off out of the house on a Saturday night so you've got the TV to yourself. What does that mean? That's right, it means you get the fucking boys round to watch Predator in 1080p HD goodness. And it's fucking imperative that you recite all the best lines throughout, naturally.
Easily a 10/10. Cant beat Phil's review so not gonna even try!!!!
A great story, wonderfully converted from the book and there in lies its secret, its almost faithfull to the orginal Stephen King story. Cause thats where all these book to movies fall down, the story is always good, its just the movies that are crap.
Cowardly Private Hudson steals it for me 'with those things running round outside you can count me out'.
This film is that good you are gonna want your daughter to be kidnapped and sold into the sex trade, just so you can mount a rescue operation Neeson style.
I don't condone drug taking, but this is an absolute classic. All the characters in this are brilliantly depicted, and the storyline is a beauty. Renton says it best himself, "I chose not to choose life. I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?".
So Pandora looks like a pretty awesome place to live. Sure. However, what's with all this mate-for-life bollocks? What happens if you go out one night, have too many lagers, then wake up in the morning next to a fat horror? Well, you're fucked, my friend, because you're mated for life. You'd better get used to being on top, because there's not a chance in hell this fucking fat oaff will be cowgirling you any time soon. And Eywa won't do shit to help you either.
Being a semi-trekkie I thought not only was it a superb blockbuster but also did its predecessors proud.