Avatar (2009) - 8.8 (avg)

8/10

So Pandora looks like a pretty awesome place to live. Sure. However, what's with all this mate-for-life bollocks? What happens if you go out one night, have too many lagers, then wake up in the morning next to a fat horror? Well, you're fucked, my friend, because you're mated for life. You'd better get used to being on top, because there's not a chance in hell this fucking fat oaff will be cowgirling you any time soon. And Eywa won't do shit to help you either.
By Mike (14 May 2010)     3 likes    More by Mike     Link

10/10

Fuck, this is the best film I have seen in 2009. I say this without hesitation. Most expensive film ever made. I can see why, the special effects where the best i've ever seen full stop. The storyline was epic, nothing what I expected, predictable in parts, but that's perfectly ok and makes it a great movie imo. I saw the 3D version and urge you all to make sure you do too. The bluray will be getting pre-ordered the day it's available. Already 24 in the top 100, 60% gave it 10/10. Get on it.
By Serial45 (24 December 2009)     More by Serial45     Link

9/10

Oh well, £18.50 this cost for me and me bird to go and see and yano what, it was worth every muther fuckin penny.. Truly amazing cinema experience, bit of a sore arse but didn't get bored for one min.. Some of the 3D scenes are just incredible.. A must see, worth the extra for the 3D too..
By Willo (16 January 2010)     More by Willo     Link

9/10

Fuck me right up the foul pipe... This was amazin in 3D... I was watchin it thinkin this is the future of films... People were ducking in the cimema... Really good film.
By Jim (12 January 2010)     More by Jim     Link

8/10

Right, I hate the cinema, I cant lie down on a super comfy leather couch, I cant pause when i need a piss, I cant smoke, cant drink tea, etc. So you can imagine my horror at the idea of over 3 hrs in one. So we decided to go the whole hog, gallery tickets, 40 quid and 3 hours later I have to say it was far better than i thought. The 3d is overated and will defo end up a passing fad, story is good though, obviously special effects rock but I couldnt help think that for 300mil i wanted more.
By Phil (16 February 2010)     More by Phil     Link
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