300 (2006) - 8 (avg)

8/10

Would I shite fuck with a spartan, I mean, imagine u're out having a bevy and u pull some spartans bird.. You are in so much shit la.. These fuckers wouldn't even be phased by chuck norris.. Mind you, on second thoughts, they weren't THAT hard..
By Willo (28 December 2009)     3 likes    More by Willo     Link

8/10

We all know Spartans are hard, you want proof, ok they used bathe new borns in wine and leave them outside till they were 'inspected' if found to be weak or deformed they were cast into the 'Apothetae' (read big fucking chasm). There entire life envolved around war and fighting so no 'weaklings' were allowed. No honour was greater than death in battle, more proof? Look up the definition of 'spartan', indeed. And finally I only need to say "John-117", yes him, hes a 'Spartan' says it all really..
By Phil (05 March 2010)     1 like    More by Phil     Link

8/10

"The world will know that free men stood against a tyrant, that few stood against many, and before this battle was over, even a god-king can bleed."
By TheFilmQuoter (07 December 2010)     More by TheFilmQuoter     Link

8/10

Belter movie, directed by snyder, pretty much page for page identical as well. So well brough to screen with similar "unknown actors" policy used with watchmen. Worked a treat. Few issues but overall great movie. Full on rock solid spartans and that persian king looked a beast.
By Serial45 (28 December 2009)     More by Serial45     Link

8/10

This is a film about a bunch of Spartan warriors, I'm not sure exactly how many but there's only a few, who take on the might of the Greek army. They still get pwned like, but it's the way they do it that makes it so entertaining.
By Mike (30 November 2009)     More by Mike     Link
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