The character of Alejandro, played by Benicio Del Toro in the Sicario series, would fuck your shit up for even looking him in the eye. He'd probably say something like, "You got a problem, gringo?" and you'd stand there like a dumb fuck, eventually blurting out "N-no, mate, I'm, err, all good" whilst trying your best not to piss yourself. But guess what, you do have a problem; a fucking big one. And guess what? So does he; your fucking stupid face. And he's about to punch it off. Because of this, I fucking love him. He is one of my favourite characters ever. There is probably more manliness in a breath of his fart than you have in your entire body.
By Mike (26 July 2018)     More by Mike     Link
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