This film started brilliantly with Fox On The Run playing loudly. However, pretty much everything after that was a disappointment. The soundtrack is the only decent thing about it, really. The story is very disjointed and there are some horribly blatant Tarantino rip-offs, which leave you with the disgruntling, seen-it-all-before feeling of re-bedding an ex.

This is based on a book written by Ranulph Fiennes that he claims is true, although the British government has denied that to be the case, whilst scoffing a scone and drinking some Earl Grey, no doubt. An oil shiekh decides to take out a bunch of S.A.S. soldiers who he claims murdered his three sons, so he hires a heavy duty assassin in the shape of Jason Statham to do it. Loads of guns, explosions and threats through gritted teeth soon follow, eventually resulting in a fairly bland finalé.

Thor is kind of a dick. However, I've not seen a guy wield his tool with such precise brilliance since I saw Peter North's Greatest Ever Cumshots video. No tool has such power for destruction. And Thor's hammer ain't bad either. This may be a cross between Lord of the Rings and The Matrix, and I may not be that keen on superhero films usually, but this is probably the best one I've seen.

Everyone knows Freud was obsessed with sex, probably because he wasn't get much of it. He believed everyone is as obsessed with sex as he was, especially men. And how, given the opportunity, every man would dip his lolly in another flavour of sherbert, if you know what I mean. I obviously wouldn't, because I'm faithful, and also, because my girlfriend might read this. It gets fairly boring as it develops though, plus, everyone in this is a bellend.

Thor is kind of a dick. However, I've not seen a guy wield his tool with such precise brilliance since I saw Peter North's Greatest Ever Cumshots video. No tool has such power for destruction. And Thor's hammer ain't bad either. This may be a cross between Lord of the Rings and The Matrix, and I may not be that keen on superhero films usually, but this is probably the best one I've seen.

Arnie goes on a virtual vacation and encounters a 3 titted woman. Beats any holiday I've ever had.

This is based on a book written by Ranulph Fiennes that he claims is true, although the British government has denied that to be the case, whilst scoffing a scone and drinking some Earl Grey, no doubt. An oil shiekh decides to take out a bunch of S.A.S. soldiers who he claims murdered his three sons, so he hires a heavy duty assassin in the shape of Jason Statham to do it. Loads of guns, explosions and threats through gritted teeth soon follow, eventually resulting in a fairly bland finalé.

Everyone knows Freud was obsessed with sex, probably because he wasn't get much of it. He believed everyone is as obsessed with sex as he was, especially men. And how, given the opportunity, every man would dip his lolly in another flavour of sherbert, if you know what I mean. I obviously wouldn't, because I'm faithful, and also, because my girlfriend might read this. It gets fairly boring as it develops though, plus, everyone in this is a bellend.